The confession of an alter ego

This is what happened…

Me: Madam, may I take my thumb-drive back. I just have to save some data for my boss…

H: Huh?! How come you didn’t prepare enough equipment?!! I’m writing a speech for the Boss lah!

Me: Maybe you can save that on the desktop…

H: Kenapa tak bawak cukup laptop?!! Tak pikir ke?!

Me: Actually we brought three laptops…

H: Three laptops pun tak cukup ke?!!… Nah lah… Kalau hilang speech ni, you duduk sini taip tau!!!

Me: Thank you…

This is what should have happened…

…

H: Three laptops pun tak cukup ke?!!… Nah lah… Kalau hilang speech ni, you duduk sini taip tau!!!

Me: Actually we brought enough laptop for us to use. By “us”, I didn’t mean you and your drones…  May I suggest using your own laptop the next time there’s a need for you to do last minute work…? Oh wait! You don’t have a laptop… Okay, maybe a thumb-drive…  What..? You’ve lost that too… Hmmm… So let’s try being polite when you’re borrowing stuffs from other people, instead of biting their head off!!! Everyone’s stressed today… You’re not that special…

Note: If Scene 2 had transpired, it would have been a 24-hour transfer instruction for me…

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