The confession of an alter ego

Part One

A conversation between a non vegetarian Malay girl and a vegetarian Indian girl.

Malay: If you’re vegetarian, does that mean you can’t eat eggs?

Indian: Yup… Cos we consider eggs to be a living thing… Or part of a living thing…

Malay : <ponders silently and then….>    What about ikan bilis?

Part Two

A conversation between a Malay girl and Indian girl (both non vegetarian) in a vegetarian restaurant.

Indian: Why don’t you try the ribs… They taste exactly the same like pork, but you can eat them…

Malay: <Reluctant> No lah… I think I’ll try the roast duck…

Indian: <Serious tone>Oh yeah… Cos you normally can’t eat them can you… Haiwan dua alam…

Part  Three

A conversation between a Malay girl and Indian girl (both non vegetarian) discussing potluck dishes

Indian: Tomorrow, I’ll bring vegetarian chicken so you can have a taste of them

Malay: Vegetarian chicken? Is it any good?

Indian: Yeah!! Taste like the real thing, but it’s vegetarian lah…

Malay: Ooh…… <ponders silently and then…> But how do they make sure that the chicken doesn’t

           eat anything other than vegetable?

Note: All these conversation actually took place….

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